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:( OH THIS I GOT NO PHEAR
-- Andrew Chin
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(260 Reads)
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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $50!" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the
Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $50. The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back to sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what is the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
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Posted by: king on Thursday, November 16, 2006 - 08:49 PM
55 Comments  
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Aaron Leong Hoi-Yue's Birthday (422 Reads)
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ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY. LIKE NOW RIGHT NOW ITS HAPPENING. SO IF YOU HAVEN'T WISHED ME YET, GET TO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh and u can also forward ur donations to andrew so he can buy me an acoustic guitar. kthnk.
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Posted by: seraph on Thursday, November 16, 2006 - 06:41 PM
75 Comments
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oh? (396 Reads)
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its been a long time old friend.
so says magneto
whos a punk. a punk in grey. just like gandalf. who incidentally is the same person. (incaseudinknow)
i
am
cute
so
yay.
aiya but i'm still .................................... dunno, bothered partially. or something. not upset or anything. just bothered. occasionally. its actually quite amusing (to me only).
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Posted by: king on Sunday, November 12, 2006 - 12:46 AM
49 Comments
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(433 Reads)
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wah furk. i tink math paper owned me. for like. 500 extra gold. shit.
but yes, i tink i owned bio P2 for 500 extra, so tt evens out.
but math paper owned me after i owned bio P2. so tt means i might still lose more cash overall.
sian.
tml chem p3 gonna own me i feel it. my level not high enuff yet. will do some power-leveling tonite then try to recharge as much as possible at fountain b4 i whack chem p3.
hope all my 1337 skillz refresh by tml.
pls study hard all. kthnkx.
16 days to freedom.
9 days til legal.
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Posted by: seraph on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 - 07:34 PM
91 Comments
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