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Rour guard husband young foreign knowledge valuable training experience xavier zealand order killed pinkslip understand kthx.
-- Andrew Chin
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ownage to the max. (632 Reads)
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WHATS UP.
so i've been doing my regular thinking, and it seems i figure i might become a serial murderer or something. i mean i think i have it in me. but i figure that most people have it in them too right.
so this hypothetical scenario comes into play:
if u could kill anyone, and it doesnt offend God or anyone else besides the guy dying, and no one would know that u killed him unless u told them, and u wouldn't screw it up. and the most important: you won't go to jail or have any punishment for it whatsoever (except guilt), would u kill anyone? like your worst enemy, or just some murderer jerk who you don't know but you heard what he did to others etc etc.
I BET U WOULD. so there's a murderer in all of us i think.
and the next thing comes my ego. i think i've been keeping it like a tame lion for a very long time, and its been good. i wonder what would happen if i unleashed it. it would be like a ravenous thingy that chomps up the entire universe. the whole world would be a blackhole and sucked into it blahblahblah.
so i was thinking about that.
anyway, i went for my first fixed group driving, it was really good, not much fun though obviously. its like going to school, while the other driving lessons with other instructors are like playing gokart or daytona in real life. obviously its way more fun with the other instructors, but i really want to be a good driver and not just one who can daytona around all day long and eventually fail my tp. so i guess fixing myself to this instructor whos quite neow and particular about techniques and stuff is good. he keeps drilling the fundamentals into my head, its kinda stuck there already. and we practice all the fundamental stuffsies so much it becomes quite natural after a while.
and he's a really good driver.
had anniversary bowling today also, and i made a fashion statement by being the 1st guy to wear bermudas, cos only later one did ppl wear bermudas (they reported later). so i was like omg omgomg why no one wear, and seriously everyone was totally staring at me, it wasn't just like evil GLANCES, it was more like 100+ ppl STARING (which implies long term looking) at my berms. so it was damn cool and strange at the same time. until rEESMMMZ came in berms. den no one could fault me LOLZ. thats called ownage to the max.
so anyway my dear little sister is online now. so i shall go talk to her.
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Posted by: king on Friday, November 23, 2007 - 11:11 PM
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But it seems that, at the end of the tale you still said, “Goodbye” (548 Reads)
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故事的小黄花
gu shi de xiao huang hua
The small yellow flower from the story
从出生那年就飘着
cong chu sheng na nian jiu piao zhe
Was wandering since he day she was born
童年的荡秋千
tong nian de dang qiu qian
Swinging on a swing in her childhood
随记忆一直晃到现在
sui ji yi yi zhi huang dao xian zai
Swinging her memories all the way until now.
ㄖㄨㄟ ㄙㄡ ㄙㄡ ㄒ一 ㄉㄡ ㄒ一
re sou sou xi dou xi
ㄌㄚ ㄙㄡ ㄌㄚ ㄒ一 ㄒ一 ㄒ一 ㄒ一 ㄌㄚ ㄒ一 ㄌㄚ ㄙㄡ
la sou la xi xi xi xi la xi la sou
(*note: there is no translation for these two lines, they're merely a musical scale such as do re mi fa so la...)
吹着前奏望着天空
chui zhe qian zou wang zhe tian kong
Playing an opening theme, looking into the sky
我想起花瓣试着掉落
wo xiang qi hua ban shi zhe diao luo
I think of petals trying to fall
为你翘课的那一天
wei ni tiao ke de na yi tian
That day I skipped school for you;
花落的那一天
hua luo de na yi tian
That day the flower fell;
教室的那一间
jiao shi de na yi jian
The space of the classroom;
我怎么看不见
wo zen me kan bu jian
Why can’t I see it?
消失的下雨天
xiao shi de xia yu tian
That rainy day that disappeared -
我好想再淋一遍
wo hao xiang zai lin yi bian
How I want to be rained upon again
没想到失去的勇气我还留着
mei xiang dao shi qu de yong qi wo hai liu zhe
Never thought that I still kept my lost courage
好想再问一遍
hao xiang zai wen yi bian
How I want to ask again:
你会等待还是离开
ni hui deng dai hai shi li kai
Will you wait or will you go away?
刮风这天 我试过握着你手
gua feng zhe tian wo shi guo wo zhe ni shou
That day that the wind blew I tried to hold your hand
但偏偏 雨渐渐
dan pian pian yu jian jian
But unfortunetly, the rain kept on
大到我看你不见
da dao wo kan ni bu jian
Falling until I couldn’t see you
还要多久 我才能在你身边
hai yao duo jiu wo cai neng zai ni shen bian
How much longer until I can be beside you again?
等待放晴的那天 也许我会比较好一点
deng dai fang qing de na tian ye xu wo hui bi jiao hao yi dian
Waiting for the day to turn clear, maybe I’ll be a little better then
从前从前 有个人爱你很久
cong qian cong qian you ge ren ai ni hen jiu
Long ago, a person loved you for so long
但偏偏 风渐渐
dan pian pian feng jian jian
But unfortunetly, the wind kept on
把距离吹得好远
ba ju li chui de hao yuan
Blowing, widening the gap so much further
好不容易 又能再多爱一天
hao bu rong yi you neng zai duo ai yi tian
So difficult, (I have) another day to love again
但故事的最后你好像还是说了拜拜
dan gu shi de zui hou ni hao xiang shuo le bai bai
But it seems that, at the end of the tale you still said, “Goodbye”
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Posted by: king on Thursday, November 08, 2007 - 10:19 PM
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mechanic (515 Reads)
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wtf
The Mechanic
You are calm and collected, even in the most difficult of situations.
A person of action and self-direction, you love being independent.
To outsiders you seem impulsive, surprising, and unpredictable.
You are good at understanding how all things work, except for people.
In love, you tend to be very easy going and flexible.
The only thing you can't stand for is someone trying to change you or your life.
At work, you can stay completely calm under pressure. You handle stress well.
You would make an excellent pilot, forensic pathologist, or athlete.
How you see yourself: Logical, flexible, and unconventional
When other people don't get you, they see you as: Indecisive, flippant, and disrespectful
so accurate.
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Posted by: king on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 - 07:41 PM
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FUCKING (625 Reads)
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here's the story
first i'm useless and incapable and inefficient right.
so? 1) im not! i do my work well, i do it just enough so that i have enough time to do the rest of my work. u cant expect me to do and perfect your work when i have other shit i have to do right? what do u want me to do, leave those work aside? those are low priority? its ridiculous how u demand i do all ur work first and ignore the rest.
im inefficient? i dont get stuff done? well it aint me! its always other people who are lacking. and this isn't blaming other people or what, but i make it a point to finish all my work up to the point where i have to wait for other people's submission before i can carry on. so what u want me to do? chase them? i did. but they're bigger than me what can i do? harass them? HOW BOUT U FUCKING DO IT.
BUT nevermind.
so i change. i try to be accommodating. i try to prioritise all ur work. i finish all ur work first, i ditch the rest aside, hoping i will somehow find the time to finish it all. i harass people and get all my work sorted out. i do it all cos u ACCUSED me of being incapable and inefficient. I DID IT FOR U.
NOW what do i have left? a fucking fat pile of incomplete work which ISNT part of what u demanded, but its part of my job scope, part of what other people demand of me. and incidentally, it IS in my job scope while the shit u give me ISN'T. so in the first place i shouldn't be doing YOUR shit. YOU should be doing YOUR OWN SHIT. but never mind, since you're bigger, i do ur shit for u at my own expense, i ignore my job scope to be your personal-fucking-assistant. aand what do i get? a backlog of work i HAVE TO DO NOW. NOWNOWNOW. I HAVE NO TIME FOR UR SHIT ANYMORE BECAUSE I HAVE TO DO MY OWN WORK WHICH IS BIGGER FUCK THAN UR SILLY PROJECTS to suck up to ur boss.
so now i'm juggling all of these. u smile at me.
and what do u do now.
YOU FUCKING BITCH ABOUT ME TO OTHER PEOPLE BEHIND MY BACK.
NICE.
and YOUR FUCKING SUBORDINATE IS OWNING ME WITH FUCKLOAD OF WORK WHICH ISNT MY JOB TO DO.
HES THROWING ALL HIS FUCK LOAD OF WORK TO ME, SO HE CAN FUCKING PLAY HIS FIFA STREET SOCCER ON PS2.
FUCK HIM.
AND YOU'RE OBLIVIOUS TO THE FACT THAT HE SMOKES OUT ALL THE TIME TO PLAY THE FUCKING PS2 GAME around 95% of his office hours. WHAT THE FUCK.
AND NOW U BLAME ME FOR SMOKING OUT?
I FUCKING LEAVE THE OFFICE TO DO REAL WORK BITCH. I RUN AROUND GETTING UR FUCK SHIT DONE. IF U DONT WANT ME TO RUN AROUND DEN DO THE FUCKING RUNNING YOURSELF. IF U WANT ME TO DO THE RUNNING FOR U DEN HOW THE FUCK U EXPECT ME TO BE IN THE OFFICE AT ALL FUCKING TIMES. DO U THINK I'M A TELEPORTING ROBOT? OR A GUY WHO DOESN'T NEED TO FUCKING EAT LUNCH, OR DINNER? A GUY WHO CAN SURVIVE IN AN AIRCON ROOM FOR 12 HOURS A DAY 5 DAYS A WEEK WITHOUT LUNCH OR DINNER?
WHAT THE FUCK AM I A PRISONER OF WAR? IM A FUCKING SPECIALIST.
AND A FUCKING GOOD ONE.
AND YOU FUCKING RELY ON ME LIKE FUCKING HELL.
SO YOU BETTER START TREATING ME WELL.
OR I'LL FUCK WITH YOU U WATCH OUT.
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Posted by: king on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 - 10:14 PM
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leaky aircon (768 Reads)
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i read on the newspaper that radiohead self-released their album and were selling the album download for any price one wanted. so i checked it out and it was true.
sooooooooo, i bought the new radiohead album for 1 pound. oh well, at least i contribute a teeny bit. lol. and the album is quite nice. u should get it too. at least they get the full profits and the silly record companies dont get a cent.
today i went out to this jap restaurant and halfway while eating the aircon leaked and rapidly dropped massive drops of water on my food. lol. oh well. things like these happen. so we got the affected food replaced, but everything else was okay, no compensation or shit. but nvm, i'm sure they're stressed with the aircon repairs thing too. and it ain't a very high class place anyway.
i miss my girlfriend.
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Posted by: king on Saturday, October 20, 2007 - 10:24 PM
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